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Lyrics:

Sometimes I really wanna be alone
But that's one state I'm never in
Because I know that I've got millions upon millions
Of tiny one-celled organisms living on my skin

(Germs) I rub and scrub until my flesh is raw and bleeding
(Germs) But they just come right back again
(Germs) Can't even see them but I know they're up to somethin'
Hey, don't touch that, you don't know where it's been

They're all over me
They're inside of me
Can't get them offa me
I'm covered with
Microscopic bacteria
What do they want from me
What'll they do to me
There's no escape for me
I'm crawlin' with
Microscopic bacteria

Now if I ever dare to go to sleep
That's when they start their sneak attack
In the morning I wake up in utter horror
To find my teeth are covered with bacterial plague

(Germs) Can't get those parasitic creatures off my face
(Germs) And there's more comin' every day
(Germs) I never said that they could camp out on my body
Wish they'd pack their tiny little bags and move away

They're all over me
They're inside of me
Can't get them offa me
I'm covered with
Microscopic bacteria
What do they want from me
What'll they do to me
There's no escape for me
I'm crawlin' with
Microscopic bacteria

Germs
Germs
Germs
Germs
(Germs) They're creepin' around my shorts
They're under the bathroom sink
(Germs) They're ridin' inside my car
They're swimmin' in every drink
(Germs) They're hidin' between my toes
They're lurkin' in every kiss
(Germs) I've got them way up my nose
In every orafice
(Germs) I'm gonna show them who's boss
I'm gonna get even yet
(Germs) Just give me some Lysol spray
Just hand me a moist towelette
(Germs) Don't tell me I'm paranoid
I know that they're after me
(Germs) Look under the microscope
See?

They're all over me
They're inside of me
Can't get them offa me
I'm covered with
Microscopic bacteria
What do they want from me
What'll they do to me
There's no escape for me
I'm crawlin' with
Microscopic bacteria

They're all over me
I can feel them all over me
Over every part of me
Microscopic bacteria
I know they're watching me
They're always watching me
They're comin' after me
Won't somebody help me
Please, somebody help me
You've gotta believe me
They're out to get me
They wanna control me
They wanna destroy me
They're tryin' to kill me
It kind of upsets me