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I'm a Member of the Midnight Crew I'm a Member of the Midnight Crew

I'm a Member of the Midnight Crew I'm a Member of the Midnight Crew

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By Soapstone soapstone Bandcamp soapstone SoundCloud YouTube YouTube soapedstone Twitter soapedstone Newgrounds soapstone.neocities.org Neocities Releases by Soapstone: BL1ND JUST1C3 : 1NV3ST1G4T1ON !! (Malcolm Brown/Homestuck Cover) Previous release by this artist Tracks by Soapstone: BL1ND JUST1C3 : 1NV3ST1G4T1ON !! (Malcolm Brown/Homestuck Cover) Previous track by this artist Yellow Yard Next track by this artist.
Released 4/13/2023.
Duration: 3:19.

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Lyrics:

I hate a moral coward, one who lacks a manly spark
I just detest a man afraid to go home in the dark
I always spend my evenings where there's women, wine, and song
But like a man, I always bring my little wife along!

I'm a member of the midnight crew
I'm a night owl and a wise bird too
Home with the milk in the morning
Singing the same old song
Rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun
Early to bed, and you'll miss all the fun
Bring your wife and trouble, it will never trouble you
Make her a member of the midnight crew!

The fun it doesn't stop 'til 12 on happy old Broadway
So what's the use of going home until the break of day?
Now something confidential, whisper not above a breath
I once went home at 2 AM, and scared my wife to death

I'm a member of the midnight crew
I'm a night owl and a wise bird too
Home with the milk in the morning
Singing the same old song
Rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun
Early to bed, and you'll miss all the fun
Bring your wife and trouble, it will never trouble you
Make her a member of the midnight crew!

I never shall forget the night I made six robbers run
Although I didn't have a knife, a blackjack, or a gun
I proved myself a hero of a very high degree
I ran for home and six of them were running after me

I'm a member of the midnight crew
I'm a night owl and a wise bird too
Home with the milk in the morning
Singing the same old song
Rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun
Early to bed, and you'll miss all the fun
Bring your wife and trouble, it will never trouble you
Make her a member of the midnight crew!

Artist commentary for I'm a Member of the Midnight Crew:

SoapstoneBandcamp about blurb

happy 4/13! homestuck is awesome. ive been a homestuck fan for like... nearly 8 years?? which is pretty crazy to think about! here's what i guess is a little tribute to it

THE MIDNIGHT CREW RUSE WAS A
DISTACTION

this is my first time playing drums in a song, and i will be real with you, i had to do quite a bit of editing to them. but im pretty proud of how they turned out!

on the topic of soapstone music, i will not promise soapstone album will be out this year, because i promised that in 2022, and 2021. but i will try my damng hardest. 2023 year of the soapstone

SoapstoneBandcamp about blurb

HEY! i updated this song and it's on the homestuck fan-music compilation Land of Fans and Music 5 Act 2 (along with another original soapstone tune!). i will probably keep the version here the same as it was when i released it but if you'd like to hear a better version along with 98 other awesome tracks by other artists then check this out: unofficialmspafans.bandcamp.com/track/im-a-member-of-the-midnight-crew-special-soapstone-version

Crediting sources for I'm a Member of the Midnight Crew: Crediting sources for I'm a Member of the Midnight Crew

SoapstoneBandcamp credits blurb

original song by eddie morton (i think? there's sheet music for the song that doesn't mention his name, so i don't know if he was the original composer. his version is what this is based off anyway)
interpolates elements of I'm a Member of the Midnight Crew (Post-Punk Version) by Michael Guy Bowman, and i guess the distorted electric guitar is a reference to Revolution by the Beatles?? for some reason

all everything performed and produced and mixed by sopapapstone

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