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Released 1/3/2026.
Duration: 2:33.

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Contributors:

• Yoshifan33 yoshifan33 YouTube yoshifan33 Newgrounds yoshifan33 Bluesky GameBanana GameBanana (vocals)

Tracks that Knight of Rhyme references:

• Sburban Jungle by Michael Guy Bowman
• Atomyk Ebonpyre by Toby Fox
• Crustacean by Toby Fox

Flashes that feature Knight of Rhyme:

under Fan Games:

• D-STRIDER + Strider Mixes

Lyrics:

armageddon's gettin' waged on us
while i'm-a gettin' armed and dangerous
sendin' men in space for savin' us
see which player's more couragerous
ben or bruce?
dudes reach a truce
put their blowchutes to use
and up-suck it
affleck's saclifice - i mean "crifice"
would have to s-sufflice-aw fluck it
bro be a stained-glass saint
up on a cross gettin' hella christ-plagiarous
bruce's like "off of that crucifix
and enough of this fuckin' saviour-fuss"
restrained his ass per mcclane-redux
while buscemi remained derangerous
when a plan gone astray pays off a wasted craterous ashtray
caterin' to vague remainder-dust

when the film crew zooms where the president's at
i'm like "if that dude's black, i'll eat my hat"
turns out he is so we're all like
"damn, director's got gumption"
like we'll all flip our shit
he ain't shinin' shoes or somethin'
it's called freeman-cipiation
if not prez-election then god-ascension
in bruce almighty
whoops
different bruce from the one i just mentioned
can't explain to me why this ain't condescension
to think i'll shit a brick
not even he could convey the intention with his quickspun wit
rather defray all this tension
sit on his lap while he whittles a splint
some guy eyes what he does and patronizes
"i guess negrocity's the mother of invention"

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Music by bould
Vocals by Yoshifan33

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References "Sburban Jungle" by Michael Guy Bowman, "Atomyk Ebonpyre" and "Crustacean" by Toby Fox