Bởi GoomFloops ← Please Be Ready To Kill Me And Eat My Fucking Remains Bài hát trước đó bởi tác giả này → Afraid of the Spaghettio Bài hát tiếp theo bởi tác giả này.
Được phát hành lúc 23/9/2016.
Thời lượng: 3:44.

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Đọc tại chú thích của tác giả.

Bài hát mà Salt có liên hệ đến:

• Bird That Carries You Over A Disproportionately Small Gap bởi Toby Fox

Bài hát mà Salt có trích từ nó:

• Bird That Carries You Over A Disproportionately Small Gap bởi Toby Fox

Lời bài hát:

I'm /u/Makinporing
I created /r/homestuck
I can't tell if this is a shitpost or not
Beware of the man who speaks in hands
People don't want to think about Rose after the way her drunk arc was resolved
(unintelligible) to the point where both of them were able to assign themselves one
(unintelligible) Where is Terepy?
Just me with certainty what happened
Where are Jake's, Jane's character development, or anyone that isn't John or a Strider
Last time I went to the /r/undertale Discord everyone was really mean to me
There were a couple of awful mods, long sets of rules, the moment you stepped out of line, banned
They probably want (unintelligible)
I get what you mean now
(unintelligible)
(unintelligible)
Someone should make a compelling
(unintelligible)
Some things aren't, I'm thinking if something accidentally gets black paint all over it is objectively ruined
And similarly external, videogame-related circumstances can ruin a webcomic from the outside
In a way that is obvious to most people once they notice
Of course, people can like it despite that, but they'll know they like it despite the flaws, not continue thinking
(unintelligible)

Chú thích của tác giả cho Salt:

Makin ✑ team manager

I'm pretty sure this is a bunch of TTS'd posts of my old Reddit account where I talked about the end of Homestuck.