Bởi Toby Fox tobyfox Bandcamp tobyfox Twitter toby.fangamer.com Khác fwugradiation Tumblr ← rose pragnant Bài hát trước đó bởi tác giả này → uh oh Bài hát tiếp theo bởi tác giả này.
Được phát hành lúc 13/10/2010.
Thời lượng: 2:45.

Nghe tại YouTube.

Những người đóng góp:

• Von Fawn (Rose)
• Astroliner astroliner Tumblr ← rose pragnant Đóng góp vào bài hát trước đó bởi tác giả này → a baby is born Đóng góp vào bài hát tiếp theo bởi tác giả này (Rose, but from rose pragnant)

Bài hát mà the rose rap có liên hệ đến:

• Lose Yourself bởi Eminem, Jeff Bass và Luis Resto
• rose pragnant bởi Toby Fox
• Miracles bởi Insane Clown Posse và Mike E. Clark
• bootes bởi Toby Fox

Bài hát mà the rose rap có trích từ nó:

• rose pragnant bởi Toby Fox
• bootes bởi Toby Fox

Bài hát có liên hệ đến the rose rap:

trong Fandom:

• Rise of the Denizens bởi Domble
• the not-even-pretending-to-be-about-CANWC-anymore-song (unwillingly featuring dagwooddeluxe swifterjack and tirantbacon) bởi MrCheeze

trong Beyond:

• Toby Fox Has Written Hundreds of Unique Original Songs bởi jan Misali

Hoạt ảnh có chứa the rose rap:

thuộc mục Fan Animations:

• Homestuck: The Baby is You Animated

Lời bài hát:

(Alright Strider, let's do this thing. Strider, let me break it down like this for ya.)

There once was a violet femme fatale
Whose violent violin sung sweet without
The tables of a boy who turned tricks and treats
Like icy Halloween breeze, so fresh were his beats
But alone they were weak, no revolution
Together, overtime, there was an evolution
They met on the net and there was a fusion
Like Danimals Yogurt Breakfast Frusion

Hearts, and minds
And souls, and hearts
They loved, each other
You bag, of farts

They promised to be each other's baby mommy babies
But now they're caught in their lies
Their fingers in another person's pies
Guilty of another person's scabies

Strider, heart to heart
Don't treat me like a fool
You may have played me
But my heart waylaid me
I wanna be your baby mommy too

Rose I know how you're feeling, I know your emotions
I want you to know I mirror your devotion
You don't see this kind of depravity on the Serengeti
Whoop there goes gravity! Mom's spaghetti

I screwed up, I fucked up, I got screwed and fucked (Oh my God, I hate Garageband so much.)
I'm the baby of bad choices and my little legs are tucked
I wanted to be true, make you a faithful hubby
But you know I can't do, it's too much trubby

We're related Rose, that's the problem not the other
We can't be baby mommy daddies 'cause you're my sis and I'm your brother (Miracles, fuckin' miracles bro!)
These feelings that you're feeling, we share the same idea
I know I screwed up and probably caught gonorrhea

(DAVE: But the truth Rose, is that... we can't have a baby because it would be retarded, and besides, incest is disgusting, and, um, anyone that condones pedophilia or incest is—
Water, fire, air and dirt!
DAVE: ...um, bad and they should see a psychiatrist, and also, will you marry me?
ROSE: Yes Dave!
DAVE: So we can have the baby together.
ROSE: Take me away!)

Strider, heart to heart
I wanna treat you like a fool
You may have played me
But my heart waylaid me
I wanna be your baby mommy
I wanna be your baby mommy
Baby mommy, baby mommy too! (Oh my God, I hate Garageband so much.)
(i came as fast as i could)

(ROSE: Dave, I lied!
DAVE: Rose I- I mean I think we can work through this, you know- even though—
ROSE: No I lied I'm not pregnant!
ROSE: I'M JUST FAT
DAVE: Oh Rose, I don't care... being pregnant might be against the rules of the MSPA Forum...
KARKAT: I'm going to throw up.
DAVE: ...but... shipping us together is not! For some reason.
JOHN: Gross! Everyone cover your eyes!
(worst makeout sounds ever)
JOHN: The two naked incestuous pregnant teenagers are... KISSING!! GROSS!!

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
DAVE: Apple pie, Cheez Whiz, Magic Castles
ROSE: That's hot.)