Bởi Toby Fox tobyfox Bandcamp tobyfox Twitter toby.fangamer.com Khác fwugradiation Tumblr ← uh oh Bài hát trước đó bởi tác giả này → a baby is born Bài hát tiếp theo bởi tác giả này.
Được phát hành lúc 13/10/2010.
Thời lượng: 1:27.

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Bài hát mà vs bros có liên hệ đến:

• Can You Feel the Love Tonight bởi The Lion King, Elton John, Tim Rice và Chris Thomas
• Versus bởi Toby Fox

Bài hát mà vs bros có trích từ nó:

• Can You Feel the Love Tonight bởi The Lion King, Elton John, Tim Rice và Chris Thomas

Bài hát có liên hệ đến vs bros:

trong Fandom:

• Post-Ironic Radical Child Abuse Anthem bởi Gryotharian

Bài hát có đoạn trích từ vs bros:

trong Fandom:

• Broseph Bash bởi Jebb

Hoạt ảnh có chứa vs bros:

thuộc mục Fan Animations:

• Homestuck: The Baby is You Animated

Lời bài hát:

Caaaan you feeeel—

(DAVE: Bro I dont wanna fight you, I just want to have my baby in peace.
BRO: Hah! Too bad, Ash Ketchum! I'm Gary motherfucking Oak, I'm hungry for babies so get goddamn shoveling!)

I'm the king of everything under the sun
I'm just like Parappa except I like hot dog buns
I'm gonna Beatdown your butt, I'll Contention your face
I'll eat all the babies in the human race

(JOHN: Why would Bro say something like that?
DAVE: I don't know, he's never tried to eat my babies before!)

Shut up your face dad, I'm totally me
Eatin' apple jacks is the way to be!

(BRO: How does it feel to be shut down by my superior rapping techniques? I will show you the power of the forbidden rhyme... words that rhyme with THEMSELVES!)

Hat, hat
Cat, cat (JOHN: How much further can he go at this?)
Bat, bat
Bat, bat (DAVE: He's gonna run out of words sometime!)
Oops, I said something wrong 'cuz I'm stupid
Uh, uh, uh, uh
I don't, I didn't even write anything for this part
So, yeah...

(Actually, a fight sequence was entirely unnecessary. So, it was deleted aaaand what happens is that in the end: it turns out Bro's a robot. I mean... it was just complex given the fact that this is a normally simple story about, um uh, you know like a... thirteen-year-old boy giving birth to his brea- best friend, I- It- It didn't fit the archetypes. So, I'm going to uh... move on to the next song and you can, just... chillax a little bit.)