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Released 7/20/2026.
Duration: 2:47.

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• Wights End opscat-productions SoundCloud OpsCatProductions YouTube (vocals)
• WHATISLOSTINTHEMINES what Bandcamp whats-this-thing-here SoundCloud ← Web Comic Previous track contribution by this artist ("Appearify" gang)
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• Tee-vee teeveemusic Bandcamp tee-vee-novae SoundCloud YouTube YouTube teevee_terminal Twitter teevee.neocities.org Neocities ← The Riddle Previous track contribution by this artist ("Appearify" gang)
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Lyrics:

Set the coordinates
Readjust your latitude
Making way for heaven
Figure out the longitude
Gotta set the numbers
Up where in the altitude
But you gotta be sharp
Careful with the line
Don't fuck with the future
And be on time

Spawn as many as you want
Don't worry; they'll be gone
Clean up the mess when you're done
Your life is doomed

Appearify!
Appearify!
Appearify!

Bodies stacked in mountains
You'll see a familiar face
Abscond into the void
You're gonna leave without a trace
Try to outrun it
Outcome is always the same
You can never stop it
It will end in tears
You can't run away
It's already here

Spawn as many as you want
Don't worry; they'll be gone
Clean up the mess when you're done
Your life is doomed

Appearify!
Appearify!
Appearify!

When you're a corpse
It doesn't matter what you said it was
The fact is
You never mattered at all
So sink into irrelevance
You'll realise your own helplessness
And I'll take you down to the bottom with me...

Spawn as many as you want
Don't worry; they'll be gone
Clean up the mess when you're done
Your life is doomed

Appearify!
Appearify!
Appearify!
Appearify!
Appearify!
Appearify!

Artist commentary for Perfectly Generic Object (Appearify):

"Kaleido" ✑ booklet commentary

The last song I wrote for the album. Working title was "Appearification." At first, I wanted to write about Problem Sleuth, but I couldn't really remember much, so I started looking at the MSPA Wiki page for appearifiers. Then I remembered Roxy's whole thing with apperifying stuff, and I ended up writing a song about doomed/null timelines, which made it a lot more interesting than if it were just PS references.

The song is obviously inspired by Modify by Lemon Demon (the hooks even rhyme!) but I hope there's a bit of They Might Be Giants energy seeping through here with the usage of the accordion.

We also got an ungodly amount of people to shout "APPEARIFY!!!" for this song. I hope you're happy.