Bởi Aladdin, Alan Menken ← The Court of Miracles Bài hát trước đó bởi tác giả này → Part Of Your World Bài hát tiếp theo bởi tác giả này (composition) và Howard Ashman → Part Of Your World Bài hát tiếp theo bởi tác giả này (lyrics).
Thời lượng: 2:26.

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Những người đóng góp:

• Robin Williams (vocals)

Bài hát có liên hệ đến Friend Like Me:

trong Fandom:

• Serpaz's Happy Accordion Funtimes bởi Veritas Unae

Lời bài hát:

Well, Ali Baba had them forty thieves
Scheherazade had a thousand tales
Master, you're in luck, 'cause up your sleeve
You got a brand magic never fails
You got some power in your corner now
Some ammunition in your camp
You got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo, and how
So all you gotta do is rub that lamp, and I'll say
Mister Aladdin, sir, what will your pleasure be
Let me take your order, jot it down
Yeah, you never had a friend like me
Ha-ha-ho!
Life is your restaurant and I'm your maître d'
Come on, whisper what it is you want
Yeah, you never had a friend like me

Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service
You're the boss, the king, the shah
Say what you wish, it's yours, true dish
About a little more baklava
Have some of column A, try all of column B
I'm in the mood to help you, dude
Yeah, you never had a friend like me

[???]

Can your friends do this
Can your friends do that
Can your friends pull this
Out their little hat
Can your friends go
Hey, lookie here, haha
Can your friends go
Abracadabra, let 'er rip
And make a sucker disappear

So don't you sit here, slack-jawed, buggy-eyed
I'm here to answer all your midday prayers
You got the bona fide, certified
You got the genie for your charge, d'affaires
I got a powerful urge to help you out
What you wish, I really wanna know
You got a list that's three miles long, no doubt
Well, all you gotta do is rub like so

Mister Aladdin, sir, have a wish or two or three
I'm on the job, you big nabob
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
You ain't never have a friend like me
Ah-ha-ha!
Wah-ha-ha!
You ain't never had a friend like me
Ha!